I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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