She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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