I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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