I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
how drunk are you?
Several
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
