what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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