Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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