glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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