I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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