My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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