Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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