Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
