SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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