so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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