I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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