She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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