Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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