What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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