Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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