I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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