Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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