why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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