Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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