Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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