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say what?
wanna hang out?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I have post one night stand depression
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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