the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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