So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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