Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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