happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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