Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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