That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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