Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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