But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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