her vagine was all disorganized.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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