Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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