Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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