i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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