No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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