i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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