I wannas sexs uuuuu
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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