You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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