you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
this will be a night to untag.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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