I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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