Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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