Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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