I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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