No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
