just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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