do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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