Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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