I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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