Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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