You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I would fuck him just for his dog
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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