oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We have started to decorate penises.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
